Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me… — Bette Midler
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories… — Dave Barry
Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an… — Dave Barry
That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her. — Mark Twain
Arguing with reality it like trying to teach a cat to bark. — Byron Katie
Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he… — Mark Twain
I flung my tongue round like a cat-o'-nine-tails so that my pleasant peaceful infant room became little less than a German concentration camp as I… — Sylvia Ashton-Warner
If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you… — Geneen Roth
I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't. — Mark Twain
I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because… — Mark Twain
When things get tough, this is what you should do: Make good art. I'm serious. Husband runs off with a politician -- make good art.… — Neil Gaiman
The main advantage of working at home is that you get to find out what cats really do all day. — Lynne Truss
I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces! — Jeff Goldblum
The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually… — Ernest Thompson Seton
Men may have given millions of dollars and fed rats and cats, as some do in India. They say that men can take care of… — Swami Vivekananda
Where is home? I've wondered where home is, and I realized, it's not Mars or someplace like that, it's Indianapolis when I was nine years… — Kurt Vonnegut
Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on… — Bill Maher
Photography is not cute cats, nor nudes, motherhood or arrangements of manufactured products. Under no circumstances it is anything ever anywhere near a beach. — Walker Evans
I'm not a star. I'll never be a Frank Sinatra or Elvis Presley or a Ray Charles. I'm just an imitator, man. I'm doing a… — Jaco Pastorius
On a morning from a Bogart movie, in a country where they turn back time. You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre, contemplating… — Al Stewart
Observe your cat. It is difficult to surprise him. Why? Naturally his superior hearing is part of the answer, but not all of it. He… — Jeff Cooper
The purpose of the UN mechanism, this inspection mechanism, is not to engage in a cat and mouse game with Saddam Hussein and try to… — Douglas J. Feith
If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-work, you should acquire a cat . . . — Muriel Spark
Curiosity doesn't kill the cat; it kills the competition. — Sam Walton
I hired Bob at Terrytoons. He was my assistant animator, and then became an animator himself. He had just come from Boston with his family… — Ralph Bakshi

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