Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong. — Dave Barry
All cats die. Socrates is dead. Therefore Socrates is a cat. — Eugene Ionesco
I certainly believe that we have a moral obligation to care for the dogs, cats, and other nonhumans whose existence we have caused or facilitated… — Gary L. Francione
If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born. — Wayne Pacelle
We are not especially 'interested in' animals. Neither of us had ever been inordinately fond of dogs, cats, or horses in the way that many… — Peter Singer
Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the… — Steven Morrissey
There's an interconnectivity between what's in the consciousness of cat and what's in the consciousness of us. — Russell Brand
Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed the canary. — Unknown Author
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?' — Prince Philip
Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed. — Nick Denton
My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky. — Jason Wu
Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's… — Al Capone
Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a… — Jen Lancaster
If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats. — Eugen Weber
The cat with gloves catches no mice. — Navjot Singh Sidhu
Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops. — Carl Van Vechten
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body. — Mark Forsyth
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out… — Jay Leno
There's very good evidence that the average cat in Europe has a larger environmental footprint in its lifetime than the average African. — Jason W Clay
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go… — Jolene Blalock
I never been a hater of these other cats, who never really had nothing, being successful. That's not my problem. — Raekwon
Words like 'unputdownable' and 'irresistible' are simply not enough for Cat Winters's In the Shadow of Blackbirds. Days after finishing this story, it remains the… — Lauren DeStefano
Cats exercise... a magic influence upon highly developed men of intellect. This is why these long-tailed Graces of the animal kingdom, these adorable, scintillating electric… — Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and… — Raymond Briggs
Cat will have you staked in five seconds flat. — Cheyenne McCray

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