Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

You have as much computing power in your iPhone as was available at the time of the Apollo missions. But what is it being used… — Peter Thiel
Cats aren't special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no. — Tamora Pierce
I don't dig that two-beat jive the New Orleans cats play. My boys and I have to have four heavy beats to the bar and… — Count Basie
[Lee Morgan] was the only young cat that scared me when he played. He had so much fire and natural feeling. I had more technique,… — Freddie Hubbard
Man, that cat [Ornette Coleman] is nuts. — Thelonious Monk
I don't like drug addicts and she sounds like a cat. — Nina Simone
You know, John Coltrane has been sort of a god to me. Seems like, in a way, he didn't get the inspiration out of other… — Wes Montgomery
I first met Jelly Roll in Chicago. He was livin' high then. You know, Jelly was a travelin' cat, sharp and good lookin' and always… — Unknown Author
I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats ... I happened to… — Unknown Author
I despise and abhor the pleas on behalf of that infamous practice, vivisection... I would rather submit to the worst of deaths, so far as… — Robert Browning
Cats don't caress us-they caress themselves on us. — Antoine Rivarol
There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat. — Karl Lagerfeld
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one… — Mark Mobius
Cats ask plainly for what they want. — Walter Savage Landor
People think that mathematics is complicated. Mathematics is the simple bit, it’s the stuff we CAN understand. It’s cats that are complicated. — John Horton Conway
Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they don’t often know where they are with themselves . It’s… — Unknown Author
I used to buy records in high school. Mainly dancehall: Super Cat, Buju Banton. — Damian Marley
Farm animals are just as interesting and intelligent as the dogs and cats who we know a bit betterYet they are treated by the meat… — Emily Deschanel
Our job is to make the fans happy. When we win, 45,000 people go home happy. When we lose, it not only affects them, it… — Gerard Houllier
Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a click away from… — Alexis Ohanian
Contrology is not a system of haphazard exercises designed to produce only bulging muscles. ... Nor does Contrology err either by over-developed a few muscles… — Joseph Pilates
For as from the same piece of clay a potter may fashion either a pot or a tile, so the Devil may shape a witch… — Aino Kallas
Night will always remain a cat's magical, fanciful time. — Jerry Climer
In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off. — Tom Papa
I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats. — Andrew Bogut

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