Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

I believe that the biggest mistake that most people make when it comes to their retirement is they do not plan for it. They take… — Marc Singer
The events inspired characters that truly existed, as well as fictitious people I had to invent. Sometimes the harsh reality was too much, too absurd.… — Unknown Author
The mice think they are right, but my cat eats them anyways. This is the point, reality is nothing, perception is everything. — Terry Goodkind
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart
"I was just like a pathological liar when I was a kid. I think I just wanted to one-up somebody. Somebody would be like, 'Oh,… — Jennifer Lawrence
My hobbies are cooking and gardening, especially growing orchids. I love soccer, my husband and I support a British team called Chelsea, and I also… — Juliet Mills
When a scientist considers all high-tech mental machinery needed to arrange words into ordinary sentences, prescriptive rules are, at best, inconsequential little decorations. The very… — Steven Pinker
I can't tell you how many people have asked me to show them Stray Cat Strut and that little diminished run on the C. I… — Brian Setzer
With the Stray Cats at least, we really took the music somewhere else. First, we wrote our own songs. That's a real weak point in… — Brian Setzer
Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. — Gillian Flynn
It’s the whole cat and mouse game between the readers and writers that makes the web work. — Tim Berners-Lee
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the… — Chuck Jones
The cat lives alone, has no need of society, obeys only when she pleases, pretends to sleep that she may see more clearly, and scratches… — FranÃ§ois-RenÃ© de Chateaubriand
Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat. — Anne Enright
Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as… — Julie Burchill
It's going to be like herding stray cats, and the political leaders who can do it will be remembered as the same kind of geniuses… — William H. Calvin
If they think they are doing something new, they ought to do what I do every day - spend at least two hours every day… — Coleman Hawkins
Live life to the fullest. It's too bad we're not cats...we only have one life. — Nick Carter
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living. — Fanny Fern
Is nature a giant cat? If so, who strokes its back? — Nikola Tesla
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. — Margaret Benson
Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat — Deng Xiaoping
.. the Grand Ole Opry used to come on, and I used to watch that. They used to have some pretty heavy cats, heavy guitar… — Jimi Hendrix
,,, all around it would have to be Eddie Cochran, because it wasn't just music with him; it was his guitar playing, his look, his… — Brian Setzer
Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos. — Ron White

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