Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

One of the quickest ways to a cat's brain is through its stomach. — Ian Dunbar
Computer programmers tend, by and large, to be quirky and highly individualistic. Trying to organize or manage such awkward characters is normally as thankless as… — John Naughton
When I am happy I am like a cat, sleek and purring, quite useless. It is when I am unhappy, with an ache perhaps in… — Barbara La Marr
In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read… — Michael Showalter
I have a cat, so I know that when she digs her very sharp claws into my chest or stomach it's really a sign of… — Erik Naggum
It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their master is one of perpetual confident boredom. All they betray of the… — Robley Wilson
Greet everyone you meet with a warm smile. No matter how busy you are, don't rush encounters with coworkers, family, and friends. Speak softly. Listen… — Sarah Ban Breathnach
I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal… — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this… — Theresa May
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. — Karl Pilkington
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs. — Brian P. Cleary
My quest these days is to find my long lost inner child, but I'm afraid if I do, I'll end up with food in my… — Kenny Loggins
When you make the claim that something on the Internet is going to be good for democracy, you often [hear], 'Are you talking about the… — Clay Shirky
When we get the remote Russian village online, what will get people to the Internet is not going to be reports from Human Rights Watch.… — Evgeny Morozov
I don't have any children. I just have a cat, to my parents' dismay. — Jenna Bush
I am the cat that walks alone. — William Maxwell
If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or sunlight, pulling their… — Dan Piraro
Out of the new arrivals in our lives--the odd word stumbled upon in a difficult text, the handsome black stranger who bursts in one night… — Nancy Mairs
Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted? — Jeff Valdez
No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr. — Irving Townsend
Jazz is so difficult. A lot of people think once they've learned these licks they can get up and play them for the rest of… — Lester Bowie
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. — H. Allen Smith
It may be that the strongest instinct of the human race, stronger than sex or hunger, is curiosity: the absolute need to know. It can… — Jack Finney
Sometimes go around with guys who are scuffling -- for awhile. But usually they end up marrying some cat with a factory. This is the… — Marian McPartland
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. — Si Robertson

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