Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark. — Byron Katie
I live myself with my cat Pebbles. She isn't enjoying the attention as much as me - she ran off up the stairs as soon… — Susan Boyle
I have a family and two cats; I get up with my kids early in the morning. — Vanna White
Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat. — William Safire
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives? — Unknown Author
When it comes to knowing how to relax, cats are the original yoga experts. — Unknown Author
When the cat's away, chances are he's been run over. — Unknown Author
My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn't… — Amanda Holden
North American cats eat more fish than all the world's seals put together, yet we lay the blame on the seals for the declining fish… — Paul Watson
Three quiet days. This hell fiend is like a cat with a mouse. She lets me loose only to pounce upon me again. I am… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Judiciously show a cat milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you wish him to… — Charles Dickens
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all… — Jack Handey
Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives. — Virginia Wade
A cat actually thinks visibly. If you watch him jump on a shelf, the wish to jump and the action of jumping are one and… — John Heilpern
But the more I read... after awhile... I begin to find they were all writing about the same thing, this same dull old here-today-gone-tomorrow scene...… — Ken Kesey
A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them. — Mark Twain
The problem comes up because we ask the question in the wrong way. We supposed that solids were one thing and space quite another, or… — Alan Watts
People feel poorly because they are nourished by foods you wouldn't feed to your dog and cat. The rich western diet is full of fat,… — John A. McDougall
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If… — Unknown Author
The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right… — Scott Wood
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting. — Terry Pratchett
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat. — Fred Allen
But then there was Hendrix, man. Jimi was really the last cat to freak me. Jimi was playing all the stuff I had in my… — Terry Kath
I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it… — Roy Blount, Jr.
He [the cat] liked to peep into the refrigerator and risk having his head shut in by the closing door. He also climbed to the… — Lloyd Alexander

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