Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

A cat is a responsibility after all. And feeding and keeping and caring about a stupid fat cat isn't much, isn't much in the entirety… — Steven Hall
Most of our suffering comes from resisting what is already here, particularly our feelings. All any feeling wants is to be welcomed, touched, allowed. It… — Geneen Roth
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...you would save the cat,… — Diane Frolov
One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant. — Jonah
I know that I am not the only person who is alone in the world. I know that others sorrow in the night. That others… — Robert Goolrick
I got cat class and I got cat style — Brian Setzer
A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine. — Julia Child
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. — Johnny Carson
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it. — Richard Hammond
If theres a black cat that crosses the street in my path, I will turn around and walk 20 minutes out of my way to… — Lauren Groff
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right. — Alvah Bessie
Dogs own space and cats own time. — Nicola Griffith
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat… — Mark Twain
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls… — Noel Fielding
I really am a cat transformed into a woman. — Brigitte Bardot
A sleeping cat is ever alert. — Fred Schwab
My cat, Kevin, has adorable habits - he waits for me while I'm showering because he loves to have his face washed when I'm done.… — Emily Procter
My cat, Andy, has been my best buddy since I was 18, and he doesn't care if I'm on a TV show or if I'm… — Jenna Fischer
I can't imagine my life without animals. I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door… — Halle Berry
It is easy to understand why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures. — Charles Baudelaire
Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice. — Carl Van Vechten
As soon as they're out of your sight, you are out of their mind. — Walter de La Mare
I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian nursing chair, their paws, their ears, their tails complementarily adjusted,… — Sylvia Townsend Warner
For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit. — Christopher Smart
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if you have ten.… — Charles Bukowski

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