Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

The bottom line is that people dont have the right to manipulate or to breed dogs and cats ... If people want toys, they should… — Ingrid Newkirk
Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human… — Bruce Friedrich
The bad jazz that a cat blows wails long after he’s cut out. — Lord Buckley
Then what shall I write? I can't just write that this happened then this happened then this happened to boring infinitum. I'll let my journal… — David Almond
Nothing is improved by anger, unless it be the arch of a cat's back. A man with his back up is spoiling his figure. People… — Charles Spurgeon
What female heart can gold despise? What cat 's averse to fish? — Thomas Gray
HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes,… — Ambrose Bierce
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. — Lilian Jackson Braun
The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete. — John Heywood
I should like to sleep like a cat, with all the fur of time, with a tongue rough as flint, with the dry sex of… — Pablo Neruda
Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet. — William Shakespeare
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. — Unknown Author
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea… — James P. Gorman
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. — John Weitz
I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence and their arrogance, and the way they lie and look at… — Unknown Author
If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought… — Unknown Author
Cats will always lie soft. — Theocritus
Cats are always elegant. — John Weitz
It's an honor to paint cats. — Unknown Author
We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one. — Allen Lacy
Any responsive, intelligent cat can be trained. — Unknown Author
The long run is what puts the tiger in the cat. — Bill Squires
Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat. — Rip Esselstyn
My cat can eat a whole watermelon. — Crispin Glover
All cats love a cushioned couch. — Theocritus

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