Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Many people can listen to their cat more intelligently than they can listen to their own despised body. Because they attend to their pet in… — Marion Woodman
Millions of animals are euthanized every year because shelters can't find homes for them. Buying animals from pet stores also tends to support puppy and… — Laura Mennell
Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling… — Clive Barker
A Beethoven string-quartet is truly, as some one has said, a scraping of horses' tails on cats' bowels, and may be exhaustively described in such… — William James
The whites have always had the say in America. White people made Jesus white, angels white, the Last Supper white. If I threaten you, I'm… — Muhammad Ali
If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so,… — Berkeley Breathed
I'm a frightened little cat that learned to act like a lion — Eyedea
Trust me, it takes talent to converse with a cat — Jacquelyn Frank
In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's… — Dave Sim
All cats are not gray after midnight. — Robert A. Heinlein
...the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a person that hadn't, and… — Mark Twain
They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that… — Malcolm X
Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats. — Robert Breault
I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off. — Robert Breault
I like cats.... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat… — Jerome K. Jerome
The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he… — Aaron Allston
There is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat. — Vita Sackville-West
One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work - supposing you're trying to find out how a cat works--you take… — Douglas Adams
A cat may look at a king. — John Heywood
Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the… — Charles Baudelaire
On the Continent stray cats are judged individually on their merit-some are loved, some are only respected; in England they are universally worshipped as in… — George Mikes
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat… — Steve Martin
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman
Having your book edited is like watching your cat being operated on. It's uncomfortable and someone is probably going to get hurt. Most likely the… — Jenny Lawson
The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will… — Jenny Lawson

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