Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Watch out strange cat people, little red roosters on the prowl. If you see my little red rooster, please drive him home. — Howlin' Wolf
A man has one, a cat has nine, and in between it's killing time. — Ray Davies
Take your records, take you freedom, take your memories, I dont need 'em. And take your cat, and leave my sweater, cause we've got nothing… — Keith Urban
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz
Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails. — Ray Davies
Four years ago nobody but nuclear physicists had ever heard of the Internet. Today even my cat, Socks, has his own web page. I'm amazed… — William J. Clinton
Jason Oliver C. Smith, a big dumb guy who was tan, died March 30 of lung cancer and old age. He was 13 years old… — Anna Quindlen
The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house. — Hank Williams, Jr.
I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working. — Noel Gallagher
A lot of cats are not that social. — Jack Hanna
You know, having raised animals all my life for 50-something years, I would say that you know, I'm fascinated by cats. — Jack Hanna
I'm a massive scaredy cat. I'm scared of being in a fast car, I'm scared of being on a rollercoaster, I would never go skiing,… — Sharon Horgan
You don't see sick animals in the wild. You don't see lame animals in the wild, and its all because of the predator: the lion,… — Tippi Hedren
I never wanted to be a statistic. I never wanted to be that cat who tried and never made it. — Young Jeezy
I am such a scaredy-cat. — Julianna Margulies
Revenge be the dish I serve to cats cold. — The Notorious B.I.G.
Wisdom is nothing more than the marriage of intelligence and compassion. And, as with all good unions, it takes much experience and time to reach… — Vera Nazarian
A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all. — Bob Dylan
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy. — Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat. — Robert A. Heinlein
I am a cat. As yet I have no name — Soseki Natsume
I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like, — Magnus
I was drawn to his aloofness, the way cats gravitate toward people who’d rather avoid them. — Rachel Hartman
There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers… — Noel Gallagher
Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned, the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance. — Harry Lorayne

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