Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed. — Ann Coulter
With rap music, because it's all so on the street, you get treated like a street cat: "All right, you've been eatin' enough, you're fat,… — Unknown Author
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. — Jeff Foxworthy
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. — Benjamin Franklin
Time spent with cats is never wasted. — Sigmund Freud
Scalded cats fear even cold water. — Thomas Fuller
It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly. — Theophile Gautier
The cat is a dilettante in fur. — Theophile Gautier
You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have… — Jane Goodall
Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat. — Robert Graves
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail. — Brian Greene
We can certainly go further than cats, but why should it be that our brains are somehow so suited to the universe that our brains… — Brian Greene
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat… — Lewis Grizzard
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. — Mason Cooley
Even cats grow lonely and anxious. — Mason Cooley
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. — Mason Cooley
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a… — Marie Corelli
Your basic person wants to talk about material culture, internet culture. I think about God, cats, nature. — Billy Corgan
I would love to go into an animal's dream - like a lion's or a cat's. I'm sure that's pretty awesome. — Marion Cotillard
A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't… — Sloane Crosley
Cats and their owners are on a private, exclusive loop of affection. Thus cats have become symbolic of a community eschewed and a hyper-engagement with… — Sloane Crosley
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. — Bill Dana
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. — Rodney Dangerfield
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. — Robertson Davies
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. — Jim Davis

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