Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and… — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something. — Bob Dylan
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's… — Jenny Eclair
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. — W.C. Fields
Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Not to rag on myself, but when people say, 'What does it feel like to be an icon?' I'm like, 'My dog does not think… — Kathleen Hanna
The movie 'Black Cat,' from 1934, is one of my favorite movies. — Kirk Hammett
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea… — Salma Hayek
In fact, I think I have had a ghost in my house. Although not active lately, unexplainable things would happen and the kitties were particularly… — Tippi Hedren
It has become my mission to stop the insanity of wild cats as pets. — Tippi Hedren
You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet. — Hugh Hefner
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. — Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. — Robert A. Heinlein
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves… — Robert A. Heinlein
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. — Oliver Herford
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. — James Herriot
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. — James Herriot
I'm actually scared of horror movies. I'm kind of Scaredy Cat when it comes to that stuff. — Jennifer Love Hewitt
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God.… — Christopher Hitchens
So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous,… — Molly Ivins
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. — Eddie Izzard
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. — Henry James
The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in… — Erica Jong
We have associations to things. We have, you know, we have associations to tables and to - and to dogs and to cats and to… — Daniel Kahneman
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. — Garrison Keillor

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