Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

One time I fell in love with a cat, and then I realized it wasn't a human being. It was not as sexy as we… — Pete Wentz
We will shake and we'll be quiet as mice while the cat is away. — Radiohead
The walls abandon shape. They've got a cheshire cat grin. All blurring into one. This place is on a mission. — Radiohead
I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille Day, all I… — Blair Waldorf
If yuh shoes make big cat skin. Waan abstain car weh bruk stoplight. Cah di wheel dem no stop spin. — Aidonia
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive… — Unknown Author
Hoes tryna get money, tryna sell dat cat. Devil get yo ass away I don't pay for that. — Lil Boosie
Hear the verse they be like, "who's lines was that?" I guess I'm a Wayne Brady type of cat. Hear roar with the crowd when… — D Pryde
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat — Futurama
A man who, ever covetous, displays the flag of virtue, ,who is a hypocrite, a deceiver of the people, intent on doing injury, ,and a… — Guru Nanak
Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there. -Tom Anderson — Beavis And Butthead
I be that cat you see at all events bent. Gats in holsters girls on shoulders Playboy, I told ya, bein' mice to me. Bruise… — Christopher Wallace
Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss… — Riley Freeman
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat. — Hank Moody
Niggas acting mushy like cat food. Niggas acting pussy like cats do. — Wiz Khalifa
Niggas want to run up in my pussy like a cat smear imma tell you now just like I told you last year niggas aint… — Lil Kim
I'm lookin in the mirror and I see a dollar sign, I had a cat scan and I had money on my mind. — Lil Wayne
Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize a cat. — Dr Phil
Shoot u 9 times jus in case u have cat lives — Lil Wayne

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