"Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize…" — Dr Phil

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• You see how many are the benefits of baptism, and some think its heavenly grace consists only in the remission… — Saint John Chrysostom
• Because of this basin of repentance and knowledge of God, which has been ordained for the transgression of God's people,… — Justin Martyr
• You might as well baptize a bag of sand as a man, if not done in view of the remission… — Joseph Smith, Jr.
• Baptize first the children; and if they can speak for themselves, let them do so. Otherwise, let their parents or… — Hippolytus of Rome
• The priest has just baptized you a Christian with water; and I baptize you a Frenchman, daring child, with a… — Paul Claudel
• Wherever the bishop shall appear, let the multitude of also be, just as wherever Jesus Christ is, there is the… — Ignatius of Antioch
• Whereas there can be but one Baptism, they think they can Baptize; they have abandoned the fountain of life, yet… — Cyprian
• Clearly, when we baptize, our eyes should gaze beyond the baptismal font to the holy temple. The great garner into… — Neal A. Maxwell
• Only baptize them if you truly believe these people are ready, taking a little more time if necessary so the… — Richard G. Scott
• Consider the problem of taking showers with Christians. They are, after all, constantly going on about the business of witnessing… — Stanley Hauerwas
• Somewhere along the way we have subtly and tragically taken the costly command of Christ to go, baptize, and teach… — David Platt
• Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists. — Sarah Palin

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