Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Call My Dick Curiosity Because It Killed The Cat — Big Sean
Call my d*ck curiosity cuz it just killed the cat — Big Sean
Switch my hair,they gon' copy her.Switch my gear,they gon' copy her,Look at how they stare,just a copier.Roger that.Did you copy that?? COPY CAT!!! — Nicki Minaj
Hate to see yaw frown but I'd rather see her smilin', wetness all around me true, but I'm no island, peninsula maybe, makes no sense… — Andre 3000
This info is the cat's pajmaas! — Allie
Theres a jungle cat in the bathroom - allan — The Hangover
Theres a jungle cat in the bathroom. — Unknown Author
If you profile picture is a cat I would think your a pussy if it was a mouse I would think the mouse would wannt… — Unknown Author
I think you pussy cat ha, hello kitty. I just throw the alley-oop to Drake Griffin. — Lil Wayne
Your face looks like something my cat dragged in. and pooped in. and puked on. — Unknown Author
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I don met all kinds of ladies, I don beat all kind of cat. I know just how to get it right, I know right… — Webbie
She called me fantastic, I called her a fat bitch. Still kill the pussy, put the cat in a casket. — Earl Sweatshirt
Dirty white, yeah the kat stacks. We dont sleep round here, we take cat naps. — Young Jeezy
Mum used to tease me when I was a kid that she will make me eat the cat..am now all grown up and eat pussy — Chiko Gates Mwamba
I think you pussy cat, HELLO KITTY!! — Lil Tunechi
What a mystery cat! — Connor Cox
Obesity killed the cat! — Steven Walsh
I'll give you one guess why the wild bird population is declining as the domestic cat population is increasing? — Steve Fowler
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL! — Kevin Hart

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