Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Now you lying on you own Pussy Cat Girl? Dint your Mammy never warn you not to lie on you Pussy Cat girl? — Glen Rambharack
Our checks are pale. Our wallets are invalids. Past due, past due, is what our bills are saying and yet we kiss in every corner,… — Anne Sexton
When I play with my cat, whoknows whether she isn't amusing herself with me morethan I with her. — Michel De Montaigne
I miss my cat — Andrea Lloren
A black cat crossing your path signifies............. that the cat is going somewhere! — Rose Hathway
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja
That's My Dog (Name AAYAN) and My Cat (Name MARY).. They mean the world to me.. — Vishak
My dog: Nala. My cat: Nelly. Nelly is a bitch (see the irony there?) who tries to escape her prison (my house) hourly. Nala loves… — Unknown Author
When I was a kid Pussy meant a Cat,Sex meant Gender,Bitch was a female dog, Dick was a name of a cartoon film,Bang was a… — Aashi
Hole (noun) : When a mouse laughs at a cat, there is a hole nearby. — Nikhil Saluja
Famous Cat On Facebook :D — Danish
The saying 'Curiosity killed the cat' isn't an argument for not being curious, it's an argument for not being a cat. — John Alejandro King
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. — Nikhil Saluja
My cat loving my boyfriend — Jadeypoo
You know you're meant to be alone when even your cat doesn't want to be around you : I just wish she was here :/ — Alec**
Th-they ch-chasing my kitty cat. They know my zodiac. I'm no virgin or no Virgo. I'm crazy, that's my word doe. — Kesha
MY CAT LOL:P ANime cat — Asking Alexander
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. — Nikhil Saluja
I AM A CAT MEOW MEOW MEOW :3 — Asking Alexander
Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy. — Nikhil Saluja

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