Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

I think I was that kid! I once tried to flush my cat down the teolit! Chad, why's the cat's hind end wet? I put… — Unknown Author
Finding true love is like catching a fish from river...an falling in love is like we take care of beloved cat at home and lossing… — Unknown Author
It is impossible, rate to be a king while cat still alive. — Mohammed Yunusa Maiduguri Nigeria
Knock that pussy out, yeah that's just a lil cat nap. — Big Sean
Lol I'm secretly a cat. — MonzstarVanity
As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. — Sparki Dee
People do things and I notice,like My mom looked out the window for my dead cat And I could tell that she was hoping against… — Daryn
My cat thinks your pussy stinks — Unknown Author
Fuck YOLO. -Cat — Rakii Retondo
Yes. Some girls 'fake geek,' for a myriad of reasons. Some guys do too. Also? Many don't. Now STFU and get back to cat memes. — Kevin Pereira
Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar, he did so good, nothing… — Sara Underwood
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. — Sara Underwood
Cat in the Hat is fine, but not during sex. — Alyson Hannigan
Appreciate life... When you wake up; what is the first thing you do? Don't forget the lesson from the cat. The cat stretches and yawns.… — Pacifiersucker
What A Mystery! A cockroach is afraid of the Rat. Rat is afraid of Cat. The cat is afraid of the dog/ The dog is… — Pacifiersucker
She has a little creepy cat and a little creepy bat. Little rocking chair and an old blue hat. — Kerli
I want a bad boy in public, and a pussy cat at home. — Christina Aguilera
I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat and I've actually been known to stay home and knit. — Bethany Joy Galeotti
I've named a couple things after Edgar Allan Poe: the cat, and my garden upstate, where I only planted black flowers and purple flowers and… — Hilarie Burton
When I was growing up, other girls had New Kids on the Block and shit on their walls, and I had Ray Bradbury. I had… — Hilarie Burton

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