Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated… — Hussein Nishah
The teacher asks Timmy why is your cat at school today? Timmy says, crying, Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going… — Lars Propst
Kittens can bring joy but their claws are sharp...................... kinda like friends.. LOL! — AAliyah Hurley
My valentine is music...and my cat. — Candie
Awww soo cute this cat is bronco's cat she is soo cute — Maria
Jocelyn W- today after numerous plastic surgeries, hoping to be as beautiful. She wants to look lyk a CAT.... — A_nthony
Bella: Did you follow me? Edward: I feel very... protective of you. Bella: So you followed me. Edward: I was trying to keep a distance… — Twilight
The cat ninja :l — Andrew
We're all a replica of Hannah Horvath, with an annoying woman in our face boasting about her fabulous career that we roll our droopy eyes… — Jabeen Waheed
We're all mad here. -The Cat — Alice In Wonderland
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my… — Alice In Wonderland
Only real love will make a cat eat in the same bowl with a mouse — Niidoodo
Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody! -Rhiannon — Easy A
Don't make yourself a moses or the cat would eat you — Pelumi Bello
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first… — Unknown Author
Judge What is more sensual, sexier than a Cat Walk? Contestant Sir, Definitely a Komodo Dragon Walk moving his/her/its bottom 75 Degrees both sides. Thats… — Mohit Sharma
Komodo Dragon Walk is sexier than any Cat Walk. — Mohit Sharma
Cat city meow,cat cat city meow,mil mil milk that came from a country cow — Wes Campton
@JoshSalter commited animal cruelty to his cat cruelty — Unknown Author
How am I going to spend Valentine`s Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to… — Alisa Lynn

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