Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

Whenever I see my cat staring out the window I sit behind him and whisper, look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. — Alex Telman
Sometimes we have to be cat, sometimes rat, but eventually we evolve to become more intellectual. — Jatin Tanwer
I love my cat okay? his name is Mufasa and he is a shexy mofo I talk to him about everything becauuse I know he… — Tamika-leeigh
They say that curiosity killed the cat. Oh well, I still have 8 lives left. — Sherry Berry
A cat falls into a puddle of water. A chicken starts laughing hysterically. The moral of the story is A Wet Pu**y Makes A C***… — Melchor Lim
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals... — Melchor Lim
So step back 'cause You don't know this cat I know deep down that You don't want me to react I lay low leaving All… — Superman
Doesn't matter how harder you throw the CAT up till will never Fall on it's Back so as long as you try so hard to… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me. — Superman
Fake smile for the camera XDD — Jasmine
I'm a cat; I don't give a damn about anything. I just live life for the moment. — Lia Payne
I'm not hurt that my cat is sick, I'm not sad that my parents scolded me today, I'm not sad about my face, not my… — Habeebah
Trying to clean and caring around a cat that want stay down so I fixed it — Rose Starr
A Friend to all is a friend to none... http://thequotes.net/image-quotes/?cat=14 — Unknown Author
My mother is mocking me about wearing 20lb ankle weights and a medicine ball while jumping that and telling to stop messing with the cat… — MrCountry
The mouse never takes the advice from the cat. — Vikrant Parsai
I'd rather talk to a cat than talk to myself — Myself
I often wonder, Did I force Alice down the Rabbit Hole? Or did I inspire her to do so? Am I, The Dream, Or the… — Eric Nickel
No matter how a big a rat may grow, it remains food for the cat. — Vikrant Parsai
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - — Funny

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