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Car Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Never have more children than you have car windows.
- I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
- Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
- Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
- Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
- I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a…
- He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into…
- It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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