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Candidate Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared…
- In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
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- I think that the American people are curious about who a candidate is, what their background is, who their family is, what… — Michele Bachmann
- I have come to the conclusion that while a candidate's faith matters, what's most important is how he or she applies that… — Gary Bauer
- I will not vote for a candidate who thinks you can 'pray away the gay;' I will not vote for a candidate… — Sophia Bush
- A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour. — Elwyn Brooks White
- My daughter, when she was a week old, was diagnosed with congenital heart disease. For the past thirteen years, she's had four… — Nick Cassavetes
- War and famine would not do. Instead, disease offered the most efficient and fastest way to kill the billions that must soon… — Eric Pianka
- So as far as leadership and patriotism goes, I think it's really important that those things have to take place. And I… — Toby Keith
- I see it all the time in politics. If a candidate gets caught in a lie, he quickly tries to change the… — Joe Scarborough