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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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Breast-feeding is the natural, optimal way to feed a child.
— Mayim Bialik
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I think they say that when you're breast feeding, you know, your weight kind of slims down. It's a little easier. It's…
— Christina Aguilera
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People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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Motherhood cannot finally be delegated. Breast-feeding may succumb to the bottle; cuddling, fondling, and paediatric visits may also be done by fathers...but…
— Erica Jong
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat…
— Irena Chalmers
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In countries where breast-feeding has stopped, more smoking will automatically be there. That's why the West smokes more than the East -…
— Rajneesh
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Small children smoking, and the mother is not aware that it is because the breast has been taken away. In all primitive…
— Rajneesh
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A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps - on a…
— Rajneesh
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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
— Mike Harding
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Breast feeding activists plan to descend on Washington for a public breast feeding demonstration. Also descending on Washington, thousands of men saying,…
— Conan O'Brien
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EWW. I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup.
— Kim Kardashian
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I wrote about Freud and the process of sublimation, which is when you learn to stop breast-feeding, or stop going to the…
— Bat for Lashes
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