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Dylan Moran has 123 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at…
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A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
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When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now…
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You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
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If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a…
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I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables…
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I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and…
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I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
— Louise Brooks
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I love stories. When I'm writing, what I pretend subconsciously is that we're cavemen, we're sitting around the fire, and I'm telling…
— Harlan Coben
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I have often been asked, Do not people bore you? I do not understand quite what that means. I suppose the calls…
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In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.
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Grammar is to a writer what anatomy is to a sculptor, or the scales to a musician. You may loathe it, it…
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We should all know this: that listening is not talking; [it] is the gifted and great role and the imaginative role. And…
— Brenda Ueland
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I love the physical thing of being on the earth that bore you. I have the same feeling when I walk in…
— Jacqueline du Pre
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If beginnings terrify you, or if you just plain don't like writing them, or if they bore you, skip 'em.
— Gail Carson Levine
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Love your mother, she bore you. Love your father, he works for you.
— Marvin Gaye
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I hope I didn't bore you too much with my life story.
— Elvis Presley
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But I won't bore you any longer on the subject of old men. It won't make things any better and all my…
— Anne Frank
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If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.
— Louise Brooks
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