"[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert……" — Dylan Moran
"[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you."
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121 Quotes by Dylan Moran
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Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic…
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
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When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just…
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You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
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If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline,…
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I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I…
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I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese...…
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