Boobs Quotes

206 Boobs quotes by 138 unique authors

Growing up, I was horribly self-conscious about how skinny I was. You think it's never going to be as horrible as sixth, seventh, eighth grade… — Ellen Pompeo
Hey umm excuse me miss umm Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Armin Ferizovic
Put your boobs away, get your ass off the sink, smile, put your middle finger down, respect yourself and then see how many guys respect… — Justin Lee Riner
GIRL: hey describe a hot girl BOY: blonde hair. big boobs.brown eyes GIRL: guess I'm not hot BOY: u said discribe a hot girl. not… — Ana 13
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah
Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good? — Joe Dirt
Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you? — Risa Schizophrenia
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. — Mean Girls
Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far....Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the way. — Amit Verma
Boobs! living proof guys can focus on 2 things at 1 time. — Kevin McCarty
Her whole life was a lie from her head to her toes, Her hair isn't that color, make up the covers the in perfections.. The… — Kevin Mccarty
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma
Teacher: name 1 common cause of hrt attacks esp wit Guys.. Student: hugging Gals wit small boobs — Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh
Fellas don't play with her heart she only has one, play with her boobs she has two. — Sam Marcellin
Elephant; Hey Camel ... Why do u have boobs on you back? Elephant; *Giggles* Camel: Look who's talking, I'm not the one with a dick… — Nishan Panwar
Men are attracted to confidence more than boobs, faces, or asses. Theres nothing more sexy than a woman who knows what she wants and refuses… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with… — Ash Sweeney
Mother: Daisy, Why do your boobs look so big?!?!? Me: What The Fuck Mom, I'm A Girl They Are Gonna Grow Mother: Oh Me: What?… — Unknown Author
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I… — Unkown
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered… — Jeffrey Sarpong
Sexy is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think. — Nikhil Saluja
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free. — Nikhil Saluja
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja

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