Boobs Quotes

206 Boobs quotes by 138 unique authors

Friends are like boobs, some are BIG and some are SMALL. But even though some are REAL and some are FAKE, there always close to… — Karen
Girls with fake hair, fake boobs, fake butts will always have a fake relationship. — Uknown
Yes... I hold my boobs when I run... why not?? I see you holding your balls when you walk. :) — Miranda H
I've always wanted to be a back sleeper, but every time I've tried, my boobs plug my nostrils. — Kelly Palmer
Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. — Carlos Banks
Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done. — Mila Kunis
I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
I look like a transsexual. Im a woman, but Im super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready… — Sofia Vergara
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome!… — Snooki
My boobs went from a 34C to an E. Now that they're going down, they're a little bigger than I want. I want to even… — Kendra Wilkinson
My boobs went from big to humongous, they're making some changes in the bust. — Kendra Wilkinson
I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be sexy. I'm just not attracted to that type of dressing. — Ashley Olsen
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look in the mirror… — Kate Winslet
Oh look, they gave me boobs! — Alyson Hannigan
I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I… — Maya Rudolph
Ladies your boobs, ass or your body wont win a guys heart .! All your going to attract is jerks and assholes.! Try wining a… — Marianna
I might not have the perfect teeth, The biggest boobs, The nicest butt, The sexiest tan, Or the best hair.. but I'm me and I… — Hannah Bennett
My nickname was Big Boobs McGee .At that time, my breasts were much bigger, and firm, and delicious. I was 15 to 20 pounds heavier… — Lady Gaga
If you have to fix your boobs to try to make them bigger before you take a picture... Your. A. Whore. — Brittny
Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want to… — Mitchell Sakundiak
The boys didn't like me in high school. No one ever asked me out. Uh yeah, they were really mean to me. Actually I was… — Michelle Trachtenberg
One of my idols is Michelle Pfeiffer. I don't see big boobs on her. — Stacey Dash
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid as your face — Nicole Hill
When I was 13, I was flat as a board and totally unhappy about it. I would write in my diary every day, 'Oh, if… — Katherine Heigl
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan

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