Boobs Quotes

206 Boobs quotes by 138 unique authors

When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs. — Valeria Golino
I got my boobs done because I wanted to even out my lower half, and I thought that would take the focus away from my… — Unknown Author
Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents… — Bill Maher
The awkward moment when a guy makes a comment about another girls boobs or butt in front of you. — Orebela Gbenga
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question coming… — Ritu Ghatourey
In the future there will be no ugly lady! Because nowerdays ladies use plastic surgey to edit their face, makeups to gain complection, eyeliner and… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Tol ito oh,., yummy — Unknown Author
Fake friends believe in rumors,. they r like ur shadow,.they follow u in the sun but leave ur side when it gets dark,.they believe in… — Maria Micah Rosales
I love putting people on blast and the comeback they have is your boobs are fake ahaha nope sorry sweetie mine are real. — Jasmine
Date a girl who reads!!, brainy is the new sexy!, bigger books are better than bigger boobs!....oh shut the fuck up......date a person who makes… — Unknown Author
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Boobs without a fat ass is just ordinary Boobs! — Glen Rambharack
I swear this animal loves my boobs o.o — Patience
Thanks for not showing me your man boobs this Mardi Gras. — Mardi Gras
So true and funny — Slowly_fading
Friends are like boobs. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake. — Narenkumar
Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect! — Patience
Somone asked on anon for mah bra size and I said''Plot Twist;I'm a boy. I don't have boobs. So I don't have a bra. Kay?… — Jasmine Laura
Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths — Kendrick Cole
Friend are like boobs you have big ones small ones real ones and fake ones x — Unknown Author
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti
This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know the dude holding her hand… — Green Monk
It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers and boobs sticking… — Rock Cowles
Never play with your lady's heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she has two of those. — Cv Pillay
LOVE surely comes from the heart....but I suspect that even the BOOBS in front contribute a lot... — Green Monk

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