Boobs Quotes

206 Boobs quotes by 138 unique authors

To: all that think so From: a beautiful bitch that knows so Boobs don't make you beautiful — Cassandra Crosby
Let me just say this: I'm a man, boobs won't make me forget about the important things in life. They will definitely not make me… — London Mond
It's okay for you to like Skinny girls. It's okay for you to like Skinny girls with big boobs and a butt. It's okay for… — Unknown Author
What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care… — Erica Jong
All I do is sign boobs and be taking pics. Got the new benz the color of bacon bits. — Nicki Minaj
Besides my big boobs, it is probably my hourglass shape that is my best feature. I play off of that a lot. I like that… — Katy Perry
I was a really simple, easy, good girl back then. I had good grades and a boyfriend. I never fought with girls in high school,… — Kim Kardashian
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam — ICarly
Those women are just insecure, but they'll turn round to me and say 'you're just jealous 'cos you want a tan and you want big… — La Roux
There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m… — Jeri Ryan
What could be worst than the whole school seeing your boobs? — Brooke Davis
Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below. — Samantha Jones
Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have? — Beavis And Butthead
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm… — Peter Griffin
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. — Unknown Author
My hands may be rough my boobs yeah they sag but because of my kids ill always have swag — Unknown Author
I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a top model, Im… — Markesa Yeager
I just hate when a guy aks for help on hw and they just want to see your boobs — Unknown Author
Dont hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I am mildly attractive and have bigger boobs then you — Unknown Author
IMay Not Have An Ass Or Boobs Not Even Lips But Unlike Other Females .... i Have A Heart ! ! ! ! ! -Vanessa' — Unknown Author
When life gives you lemons... You put them in your shirt to make your boobs bigger... LOL :D — Unknown Author
I don't know what's faker, your personality or your boobs. — Unknown Author
We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the… — Jersey Shore
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes...... Popular, really Ugly… — Unkown
Don't play with a womans heart she only has 1, play with her boobs instead she has 2 — Unknown Author

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