Boobs Quotes

206 Boobs quotes by 138 unique authors

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention — Paris Hilton
Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I really hate it… — P. C. Cast
Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that,… — Katie MacAlister
I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a… — Charlaine Harris
Who's that little brunette?" Suzanne asked. "I hate little petite types. Gregory doesn't look right with someone petite. Little face, little hands, little dainty feet."… — Elizabeth Chandler
Okay, I'll wear the Bite Me shirt,[...]It'll be my standard response to anyone who tries to hit on me." I giggle. "Someone can come up… — Mari Mancusi
He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going to… — Katie MacAlister
Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace) Boobs? (Julian) Breasts. (Grace) You have very nice… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tully/Ysolde: "Brom?" I asked, releasing his head. He reeled backwards for a moment, his eyes huge. "Are you all right?" Brom: "I couldn't breathe," he… — Katie MacAlister
For the past few years, I've been on a quest for a good old-fashioned date, the kind where the guy calls, makes the plans, picks… — Karen Marie Moning
How does Parker’s body compare with yours ” Great. A pop quiz I thought recognizing his transition into lecture mode. “How does Parker’s body compare… — Rachel Vincent
New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in… — Bill Maher
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he stopped. "Wow." "What?"… — Ally Carter
Those boobs of yours are ubiquitous - like God! — Milan Kundera
Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry woman—he checked out her boobs. — Jennifer Estep
Chong said, 'Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you're staring at a girl's boobs, look up. You'll be shocked to learn it, but there's… — Jonathan Maberry
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your… — Erica Jong
I have boobs!" Chloe said again, a bit too loudly— she'd already had a couple of mini bottles at the Spot. "My boobs are great,… — Sarah Dessen
Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs. — Sarah Rees Brennan
Let me just tell you this, Watanabe," said Midori, pressing her cheek against my neck. "I'm a real, live girl, with real, live blood gushing… — Haruki Murakami
I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men's… — Jim Butcher
I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look in the mirror… — Kate Winslet
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong. — Jennifer Love Hewitt
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace. — Joan Rivers

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