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- Sexy is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
- I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free.
- She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs.
- If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?
- People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs.
- My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.
- Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.
- Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House?
- The impact of the word SALE on a female's brain is similar to what the word BOOBS has on a male's brain. . .. ...…
- You have boobs. I like boobs. I'm talking to you in an attempt to touch your boobs - Me getting to the point
- MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.
- The only thing sexier than confidence is boobs.
- I was much better at learning things before I knew about boobs.
- Saw a woman checking out her own boobs in a window and I was like Your eyes are up THERE.
- Do you have Snapchat?- Guy who wants to see boobs.
- If you don't want me to talk about your boobs you should probably let me know.
- Don't trust boobs. Keep both eyes on them at all times.
- Had a dream about boobs. My own. I gotta start working out.
- Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude.
- Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her.
- Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, fun And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice cream And that's life, bro L-I-F-E
- Happy Birthday to all the birthdays out there. Hopefully you all get boobs or something.
- Hiccups are God's way of getting boobs to jiggle.
- Bras are basically seat belts for boobs.
- My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs.
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