Boobs Quotes

206 Boobs quotes by 138 unique authors

She has like no boobs . — Melisa Russel
Hahahah ::) the craziest to do is to hold a BoobS of the shemale hahaha :))) wre all cray cray hahaha :)) — IMynatot
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Gaining weight is bittersweet 'cause your boobs get bigger but so does everything else... — Sarah Hyland
Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times. — Nikhil Saluja
Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House? — Nikhil Saluja
The impact of the word SALE on a female's brain is similar to what the word BOOBS has on a male's brain. . .. ...… — Nikhil Saluja
What is ugly ? Is it not having designer clothes? is it not having your boobs hanging out of your shirt ? Or not being… — Sandra
You have boobs. I like boobs. I'm talking to you in an attempt to touch your boobs - Me getting to the point — Nikhil Saluja
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats. — Amit Verma
MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen. — Nikhil Saluja
All of a sudden she starts boasting about how high and big her boobs are, what she dosent know is that I KNOW shes wearing… — Unknown Author
You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave. -Fat Amy — Pitch Perfect
The only thing sexier than confidence is boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
I was much better at learning things before I knew about boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Saw a woman checking out her own boobs in a window and I was like Your eyes are up THERE. — Nikhil Saluja
Do you have Snapchat?- Guy who wants to see boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
If you don't want me to talk about your boobs you should probably let me know. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't trust boobs. Keep both eyes on them at all times. — Nikhil Saluja
Had a dream about boobs. My own. I gotta start working out. — Nikhil Saluja
Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude. — Nikhil Saluja
Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, fun And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice cream And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja
Happy Birthday to all the birthdays out there. Hopefully you all get boobs or something. — Nikhil Saluja

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