"Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair.……" — Carlos Banks

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• People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away!… — Helena Bonham Carter
• Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. — Val Doonican
• I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs. — Joan Rivers
• It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs — Eva Mendes
• I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said,… — Joan Rivers
• I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I… — Emma Bunton
• I enjoy being me; I always have done. I've seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want… — Adele
• I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest… — Tyra Banks
• You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.All of a sudden you get them, and it feels… — Cindy Crawford
• I look like people that walk down the street. I don't have perfect boobs, I don't have zero cellulite -… — Kate Winslet
• Who doesn’t? I cry and smile every day. I grew up scared, because I was so skinny and had no boobs.… — Kaya Scodelario
• When I do scenes with Alec Baldwin, he just stares at my boobs. That's how good of an actor he… — Jane Krakowski

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