All Carlos Banks Quotes
- I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. Download
- A boy will ask for a naked picture. A man will ask for a picture without makeup. Ask
- Girl-ily...boy- baby spell it out it makes me smile harder :) girl- I'm leaving you boy- -_______- Baby
- I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice. Breakup
- Even if you lie to me once, it makes me question everything else you say. Everything Else
- One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny. Burns
- Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Life
- Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. Boobs
- Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian. Sister: Me too dad. Dad: So no one here likes guys?!?! Son: I do... Dad
- Weekends are like an orgasm: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time ._. Finally
- No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. Abc
- I don't hate you, I just...never mind I hate you. Hate
- Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . Baby