Boobs Quotes

206 Boobs quotes by 138 unique authors

People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural… — Helena Bonham Carter
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. — Unknown Author
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs. — Joan Rivers
It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs — Eva Mendes
I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.' — Joan Rivers
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over… — Emma Bunton
I enjoy being me; I always have done. I've seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have… — Adele
I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. — Tyra Banks
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you… — Cindy Crawford
I look like people that walk down the street. I don't have perfect boobs, I don't have zero cellulite - of course I don't -… — Kate Winslet
Who doesn’t? I cry and smile every day. I grew up scared, because I was so skinny and had no boobs. It’s only now that I… — Kaya Scodelario
When I do scenes with Alec Baldwin, he just stares at my boobs. That's how good of an actor he is, he finds a way. — Jane Krakowski
Sometimes I think to myself, what should James Franco say next? And then it comes to me. Boobs. — James Franco
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. — Jessica Simpson
I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that. I'll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I'll be the envy… — Christina Applegate
My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him, 'With these huge… — Sofia Vergara
I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs. — Dolly Parton
My boobs are fake, my hair's fake but what is real is my voice and my heart. — Dolly Parton
As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough. — Felicity Huffman
Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child. — Khloe Kardashian
If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs - and necks. — Stephen Moyer
As you get older, you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. But you get wisdom, too. So it's not all bad! — Charlize Theron
What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were… — Bill Maher
I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down.… — Adele
There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try… — Courtney Love

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