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Birth Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- My mother won't admit it, but I've always been a disappointment to her. Deep down inside, she'll never forgive herself for giving birth to a…
- Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
More Birth Quotes
- The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be… — David Attenborough
- Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. — Marcus Aurelius
- As the births of living creatures are at first ill-shapen, so are all innovations, which are the births of time. — Francis Bacon
- It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant, perhaps, the one is as painful as… — Francis Bacon
- They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an… — Ginger Baker
- There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. — James A. Baldwin
- When I gave birth to my fourth child, I suffered from post partum hemorrhaging. I almost lost my life. I was lucky… — Joyce Banda
- That is the great mistake about the affections. It is not the rise and fall of empires, the birth and death of… — Amelia Barr
- Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr
- The unique and supreme voluptuousness of love lies in the certainty of committing evil. And men and women know from birth that… — Charles Baudelaire
- They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more. — Samuel Beckett
- Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls. — Max Beerbohm