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Better Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to…
- Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to…
- I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
- This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
- Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
- I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never…
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- If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way. — Aristotle
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- The power of one, if fearless and focused, is formidable, but the power of many working together is better. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
- Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know - and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge,… — Isaac Asimov
- I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime I am… — John James Audubon
- God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist. — Saint Augustine
- Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it, for… — Marcus Aurelius