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Before Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you…
- I've said it before: equations are the devil's sentences. The worst one is that quadratic equation, an infernal salad of numbers, letters, and symbols.
- Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.
- Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people…
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- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
- Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is… — Richard Bach
- I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was… — Bella Abzug
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson