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Been Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
- I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a…
- In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake…
- I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote
- I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.
- If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
- I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
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