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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I… — Taylor Swift
I've always heard that women secretly want their father. So I used to walk around in a 1950s business suit, with a… — Conan O'Brien
Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry! — Thomas Hood
Just go to bed, now. Quickly. Quickly and slowly. — J D Salinger
The best parenting advice I ever got was from a labor nurse who told me the following: 1. After your baby gets… — Jodi Picoult
I had enough trouble not falling down when the ground was dry; it might be safer for me to go back to… — Stephenie Meyer
I'm going to bed now, and if I'm lucky I won't wake up in the morning. — Leslie
Going to bed now for some mind blowing, passionate, earth shattering, mad .. sleep. .. what were you thinking, you dirty minded… — Brii Ann
That awkward moment when you realize the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
That awkward moment when you realize that the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky

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