"I've always heard that women secretly want their……" — Conan O'Brien
"I've always heard that women secretly want their father. So I used to walk around in a 1950s business suit, with a hat and a pipe. My opening line would be, 'You should be getting to bed now.'"
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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I used to - my earliest memory of waking up with a melody in my head was, you know, 8,…
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I have always heard, Sancho, that doing good to base fellows is like throwing water into the sea.
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My mother was a churchgoing lady, so I always heard about God at home
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I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise.
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I’d always heard that when you truly love someone, you’re happy for them as long they’re happy. But that’s a…
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We boast of our freedom, and we have your example for it. We talk the language we have always heard…
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I think you have always heard, and you continue to hear from officials, a measure of high confidence that, indeed,…
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The gospel is never heard in isolation. It is always heard against the background of the cultural milieu in which…
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I am a musician. I didn't know I would be so when I was young. I do know that I…
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Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was…
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I've always heard music in my head since I was a little kid, so I've always played towards that. If…
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One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the…
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