Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Made MY bed this morning. Little things you miss. — Carly Rae Jepsen
Woman In The Streets , But A Freak In The Bed — Deezy Da Dreadhead
As I lay here in my bed , I start to dream that your laying next to me , Listening to your heartbeating , Beating… — Unknown Author
I was a party girl. I started quite late, 24. I was having fun. It wasnt that I couldnt get out of bed in the… — Naomi Campbell
I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months. — Betty White
I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds........ 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...9...9...9...9...9...9 — Don Raj
We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on… — Candace Bailey
Fuck that new girl that you like so bad Shes not crazy like me I bet you like that I said fuck that new girl… — Unknown Author
F*ck that new girl that you like so bad. She's not crazy like me I bet you like that. I said f*ck that new girl… — Unknown Author
My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed? — Snooki
At night, before I go to bed, I check on the kids to make sure they're still breathing. But that's easy because my kids snore.… — Catherine Zeta-Jones
I don't think this poptart In bed right before going to sleep is a good idea. But screw it. It tastes good. — Sarah Hyland
Watching Beauty and the Beast eating sliced apples and bananas in bed with my coloring books and crayons by my side. I'm 5. — Sarah Hyland
Read that Asian women were bedroom generals. Some people think that means they're great in bed, but that's not the issue. They're talking about a… — Wesley Snipes
Every man wants a beautiful woman's bed Sharing wants nothing to do with his troubles — Mak_786
LOVE AND LIFE IS NEVER A BED OF ROSES, BOTH HAVE THORNS JUST AS A ROSE.IF WE ARE NOT CAREFUL IN LOVE AND IN OUR… — LAVENDER ANN RAJ
Sometimes, the only thing that gets you out of bed in the morning is that special someone who can brighten your day like no other. — Kaoru Shinmon
I'm completely neurotic, totally anxious and high-strung all the time. I sleep for about four hours a night, or day, really. I go to bed… — Taylor Momsen
I went through so many phases in high school that I can't say exactly what my style was. A combination of just rolling out of… — Leighton Meester
I've got two kids, I'm in bed by nine o'clock. — Mark Wahlberg
It's mighty funny that I get a txt saying your tired and going to bed but after saying gn I see your ass online! — Nikkileigh321
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. — Angelina Jolie
And you can not go against them! Oh you idealistic son, tell me one thing - I asked for permission from their parentsBefore you love… — Mak_786
I am really surprised that you're saying: I have forgotten you! You know very well - I can not! Now it is not possibleI'm pregnant… — Mak_786
I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time… — Mandy Moore

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