Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

He made me laugh, he made me cry. He smoked his doggies in bed but I'm all right, I'm all right I've been lonely before. — Madeleine Peyroux
I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in… — Madeleine Peyroux
My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see… — Marion Meadows
Going to bed. Finally. Falling asleep to the new Mothers Anthem record. Yeah you wish you had it! Fuckers. — Danny Worsnop
In winter I get up at night And dress by yellow candle-light. In summer quite the other way I have to go to bed by… — Robert Louis Stevenson
Fell out of bed felenig down. This has brightened my day! — Unknown Author
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me… — Eric Cartman
You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis,… — Unknown Author
But you love me, at least thats what she said. That whole weekend in my bed. — Lil Wayne
It is the sandman children should fear most as you won't find him under the bed and nightmares tear asunder life's only solitary sanctuary for… — Unknown Author
There's a stranger in my bed, there's a pounding in my head, glitter all around the room, pink flamingos in the room — Katy Perry
There's a stranger in my bed, there's a pounding in my bed, glitter all around the room pink flamingos in the pool — Katy Perry
Like pornstar took ya to my spot. My bed rock back and forth when I'm on top. — 50 Cent
Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. — Bruno Mars
I said fuck that new girl that's been in your bed, and when you're in her I know I'm in your head. — Unknown Author
..because when I tell you its over, by the end of the night I will be right back in bed with you. — Big Sean
I'm going to bed world, thank you GOD. — Moxley Stevo
King size papers, king size bed, Niggas blow money but Id rather keep mine instead — Wiz Khalifa
To the window, to the wall, to the bed I fall — Unknown Author
You're gonna make it too hard for me. I wish you were ugly. It wouldn't be so hard to leave. Cause baby I hate to… — Big Sean
Fell out of bed feeling down. This has brgihtened my day! — Unknown Author
Fell out of bed feeling down. This has brgiehtend my day! — Unknown Author
1 bed 1 pillow wanna go night night nigga? — Kevin Hart
One bed One pillow, wanna go night night nigga? — Kevin Hart
A boy who only wants sex isn't worth space in your bed, a boy who plays mind games isnt worth the insanity they may cause… — Unknown Author

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