Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

That awkward moment when you realize the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
That awkward moment when you realize that the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
I'm just gonna lay down and go to bed, since that's the only thing that gets you the fuck outta my head. — Unknown Author
When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for… — John Mayer
Wanna ride jet skis all day come home to bed already made for us. Niggas who's winning like it's the kind of name for us. — Wiz Khalifa
Lil bed ..big dreamer — Unknown Author
First learn look people eyes, reepscting yourself, believe people see see ourselves, see yourself someone confident 's project.here exercise need time before bed picture yourself… — Dolly
In bed, it`s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 7:45. At school it`s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 1:31 — Anonymus
Two hoes in the bed, tell them hoes slide over. Excuse my French, two bitches and moi. — Lil Wayne
Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like, dry humps me on my bed just like old times. — Pauly D
Each night I go to bed praying that tomorrow will be the day I finally get over you. Every morning I wake up terrified that… — Tracy Ambler
*Every Morning* Me: I'm sorry but I really can't stay. Bed: But baby it's so cold outside... — Lamartimothy
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students. — OhItsVynn
When I was younger I used to lie on my bed and look up at a poster of Tyra Banks on my ceiling. She was… — Zac Efron
When I wake up, I always hope that someone who loved me as much as I loved him will be here on my bed with… — OhItsVynn
Soooooo Um Tell Me When You Decide To Be A Real Man And Like A Girl For Who She Is Not How Fast You Can… — Unknown Author
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. — MXLOVINNN MI BABII SPYDERRR
Never go to bed angry, Stay awake, plan your Revenge! — Aaraf
You are here because of the man above, he make everything possible no matter how hard the situation is. Be thankful for the life you… — J-Young
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. — Aicel
Eating cookies in bed and using the top of my chest as a plate. I don't know if that makes me lazy or resourceful.... — Olivia Munn
The most precious moment in life is when you're about to fall in love. You're lying in bed together and he's gazing at you and… — Scarlett Johansson
Id never let any man come before my career. I guess theres some fear inside of me which makes me this way. My music is… — Lady Gaga
You know it was a good night when you wake up and run to your BFF's room like...How did I get in my bed? Did… — Rihanna
When I wake up from the few hours of sleep I do get, I'm getting him ready for the babysitter's house, I'm off to work… — Bristol Palin

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