Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Because during the day is where we smile like everything, everyone makes us happy. We laugh like theirs nothing wrong. We have fun like everything… — Laura
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever. — Jason Santana
One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my… — Robert Schimmel
Oh gosh this bed it feels so cold, my head was filled by the lies you told. But to this day my heart you stole,… — He Is We
Life really is a bed of roses......you have the beautiful moments, you have the dead and dying moments and in between you have thornes! — Unknown Author
Is there enough room in bed for my stick tonight? — Scott Disick
Several members of my family have been admitted to the hospital since the show started, and when they feel like the treatment isn't good enough,… — Ellen Pompeo
Woke up to find a dead spider lying next to me in bed. That's nice. — Taissa Farmiga
My eight year old loves to cuddle with me. She's always holding my hand. All day, she'll catch up to me and hold my hand.… — Leslie Mann
When I'm bored I like to decorate my bedroom to look like a classroom so I can fall asleep faster. — Archie Fuentes
Im so happy about because last year I was away from home all the time. I loved being on the road and having the opportunity… — Marion Cotillard
The only reason ,I would ckick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor!! — Unknown Author
Two people dont fall in love because they sleep in the same bed, but because they share the same dreams. — Laine
Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit. Perfect for backin… — Unknown Author
Girlfriend: they say turn it 2 the other cheek. myself: iight I'll keep that in mind when I'm in bed wit u again — Myself
OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night. — Arjun Loveable
I know you're probably texting these lyrics to your friends saying, 'This nigga think he all that, he fucking sucked in bed.' Well, uh I… — Childish Gambino
Im in love with my bed, were perfect for each other! But my alarm clock just doesnt seem to want us together! — Dimple Andos
I want a person who can whisper into my ears by saying I love you everyday when I go to bed and early in the… — Nassor Elkhataal
Think outside the bed. — Unknown Author
One solemn night as I lay down on my bed inevitably you came into my head Fantasizing your perfect smile and your cute face For… — Fraynee Gamala
Don't you hate it when your lying in bed with your eyes closed and someone says your name and you say what and then they… — Harriet Morgan
I love the feeling when you finally turn off your light and get in bed and think, I have been wanting to do this since… — Adrian P
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. She got out of bed and checked around… — Harriet Morgan
.you Gotta Take The Good* With The Bed*; Smile* With The Sad*; Love* What you Got* Andd Remember* what you Had*; Learn to Forgive* But… — Tynee Williams*

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