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Elayne Boosler has 80 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…
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It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular…
— Elayne Boosler
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Baton Rouge happens to be the worst place in the world for a visiting team. It's like being inside a drum.
— Bear Bryant
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I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat…
— Ornette Coleman
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No one can know how long this dumbing-down of American religion will persist. But so long as it does, citizens should probably…
— Mark Lilla
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I am also a Kentucky Colonel and an Honorary Mayor of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, among other things.
— Jack L. Chalker
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My wife is from Laurel, Mississippi, and she has a lot of relatives down in Louisiana, Baton Rouge, and Shreveport, Louisiana. We…
— Charlie Day
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The only excursion of my life outside of New Orleans took me through the vortex to the whirlpool of despair: Baton Rouge.…
— John Kennedy Toole
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When I think about growing up, I feel most affected by two travels that I made working in cargo boats when I…
— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
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Im a TRILL azz nigga. Be in Baton Rouge thuggin'. If a bitch leave me, shid, I still got her cousin.
— Webbie
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I grew up in Baton Rouge and learned to be a musician down there. I call it the only city in America…
— Randy Jackson
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