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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You…
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a…
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's…
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and…
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
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I'm a geek to the bone.
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Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that…
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and…
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I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
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I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey…
— Cameron Diaz
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I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never…
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The bathroom mirror has not budged, the woman who lives there can tell the truth from the stuff they say and looks…
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Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror -- its presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again.
— Vera Nazarian
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Without thinking, I knelt in the grass, like someone meaning to pray. When I tried to stand again, I couldn't move, my…
— Louise Glück
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Think of two people, living together day after day, year after year, in this small space, standing elbow to elbow cooking at…
— Christopher Isherwood
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When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the…
— Mark Helprin
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