Bart Quotes by Matt Groening

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• Bart Giamatti did not grow up (as he had dreamed) to play second base for the Red Sox. He became a professor… — David Halberstam
• [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan
• The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily… — Dave Barry
• No one ever asked what was my relationship with Bart Giamatti. We used to talk about baseball a lot as a player… — Pete Rose
• When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. — Homer
• I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart… — Homer
• My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment. — Nadia Comaneci
• Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.' — John Bartlett
• Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name… — Matt Groening
• I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and… — Matt Groening
• I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little… — Matt Groening
• The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,'… — Matt Groening

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