Bart Quotes

26 quotes by 17 authors

Bart Giamatti did not grow up (as he had dreamed) to play second base for the Red Sox. He became a professor at Yale, and… — David Halberstam
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan
The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a… — Dave Barry
No one ever asked what was my relationship with Bart Giamatti. We used to talk about baseball a lot as a player and a commissioner,… — Pete Rose
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. — Homer
I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at… — Homer
My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment. — Nadia Comaneci
Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.' — John Bartlett
Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid… — Matt Groening
I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and another sister Maggie,… — Matt Groening
I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart… — Matt Groening
The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know… — Matt Groening
The drummer in my first band was killed in Vietnam. He kind of signed up and joined the marines. Bart Hanes was his name. He… — Bruce Springsteen
There is someone I must say goodbye to. Oh, not you - we are sure to see each other again - but the Lily Bart… — Edith Wharton
Most timidities have such secret compensations and Miss Bart was discerning enough to know that the inner vanity is generally in proportion to the outer… — Edith Wharton
Don't they always go from bad to worse? There's no turning back--your old self rejects you, and shuts you out. ~Lilly Bart — Edith Wharton
In 1977, I wrote a series of poems about a character, Black Bart, a former cattle rustler-turned-alchemist. A good friend, Claude Purdy, who is a… — August Wilson
I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my… — Dan Castellaneta
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little. — Nancy Cartwright
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security… — Nancy Cartwright

Who Wrote These Bart Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 26 Bart Quotes as follows: