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Bart Quotes by Homer
- When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.
- I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at…
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- Bart Giamatti did not grow up (as he had dreamed) to play second base for the Red Sox. He became a professor… — David Halberstam
- [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan
- The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily… — Dave Barry
- No one ever asked what was my relationship with Bart Giamatti. We used to talk about baseball a lot as a player… — Pete Rose
- When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. — Homer
- I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart… — Homer
- My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment. — Nadia Comaneci
- Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.' — John Bartlett