Bacon Quotes

217 quotes by 184 authors

I hope your bacon burns. — Diana Wynne Jones
Templeton was down there now, rummaging around. When he returned to the barn, he carried in his mouth an advertisement he had torn from a… — Elwyn Brooks White
In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds… — Sloane Crosley
Socialists ignore the side of man that is the spirit. They can provide you shelter, fill your belly with bacon and beans, treat you when… — Ronald Reagan
Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever." "Only if it was raw. What do you think?" "It's good," I said… — Richelle Mead
Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And… — Jasper Fforde
Whether we're talking about fish species, pigs, or some other eaten animal, is such suffering the most important thing in the world? Obviously not. But… — Jonathan Safran Foer
It was like the first time i saw a cadaver. For weeks afterward the cadavers head, or what was left of it - floated up… — Sylvia Plath
Iâ€™m happier than a pig eating bacon! — Daniel Handler
American coffee can be a pale solution served at a temperature of 100 degrees centigrade in plastic thermos cups, usually obligatory in railroad stations for… — Umberto Eco
But whoever heard of enchanted bacon anyway? — Diana Wynne Jones
If Apollo caught sight of him outside or near a window during the light of day, Talon would be nothing more than a strip of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either! — Rachel Caine
Do you think that's, like, REAL bacon?" I whispered to Sydney and Dimitri. "And not like squirrel or something?" "Looks real to me," said Dimitri.… — Richelle Mead
I need to talk to you. I had a weird dream." "Let me guess. You got tied up by lady ninjas. With big hooters." "Uh,… — Holly Black
Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! — Diana Wynne Jones
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. Iâ€™ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her… — Blaize Clement
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules.… — Christopher Moore
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? — Samuel Beckett
Well, for that matter, I was also a good friend of Leonardo da Vinci, Botticelli, Francis Bacon, Albert Einstein, and John, Paul, George, and Ringo."… — Alyson Noel

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